What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?
A stripey jumper.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
The Hip Hop one is my favorite (obviously)....
Here is my OOTD, which actually did get some laughs.
Me: "Hey, Honey. I need to run out and get a few things done."
J: "Oka.... Wait? What are you dressed up f... OH, that's RIGHT. You have that dumb challenge thingy."
Me: "Yeah, duh!"
So I just could not do the jeans one more day, and I didn't want to wear tights, because it is seasonally warm here today. Don't get jealous, this is Virginia Beach, after all. We tell people, "Don't like the weather here? Wait five minutes." (It is supposed to snow Thursday.) Oh, and I can't go out with my bare legs, because I haven't shaved in two weeks. Why, you ask? (Oh, come ON, you know you are curious!) Wait for it.........................................................................................
I am trying to make my little boy a teddy bear using all natural materials. I have been pulling the hair out of my head for the stuffing, and growing my leg hair for the body.
Not really. Did you believe me?
I go tomorrow for a waxing appointment. Not just for my legs. You know, the really painful waxing. I just thought if my legs were burning the other stuff would not burn as bad. I am a big fan of
|Like how my head is cut off? I think this might be the next new fad! |
Come on, everyone! Cut your head off!
Pants: Ann Taylor Loft Wool Skinnies
Shoes: Dillards Gianni Binni
Necklace: Old Navy (cheap, cheap)
|Still have a sick face, mascara only, but I was hoping you would be blinded by my "British Red" lipstick.|
|"Aaaaaand! Cue Fans! Model pose!"|
|My sweeeeeet thrifted belt.|
|My sweet Dillards find. Cuper somfy!|